We Declare Asswar.Com

Strangely enough, as though by a force greater than myself, I got a naggy feeling at 12:30 AM and relaunched the computer. I relaunched the link for a free registration. I ran a few clunkers, and found the one that I had missed and lost, all on register.com. The one that was lost? Asswar.com

I was able to register Asswar.org, but .net and .com were in limbo. They were not renewed, but still open to the renewal window. Finally, around xmas time, I got hold of .net. Totally missed .com. But by forces greater than myself, asswar.com was available. For free! Wowsie!

As a preemptive I had registered Ass-War.com. Well, now I'm kosher. I got the asswar.com site!

Ass War . Org has a better rhyme scheme, but folks think .com. It's just ingrained in our psyches.
Wow. So the movie is on.

We declare Ass War.com